Young Toby McManners is gaming alone
Slaughtering his friends with a Fortnite drone
The Last Man Standing is within his grasp
When his door slides open with a terrible rasp
‘Do not disturb!’ he screams all ironic
But Disturbed has a list, and his name is on it
A flip and a trip and a slap round the back
And Toby is swapped for some coal in a sack
Mum hears a thump while she’s scrolling on Twitter
She drops off the feed in a flurry of glitter
Storms down the hall and discovers the scene
A GAME OVER tag flashing up on the screen
And a sack full of coal where the poor boy got took
She bites back a sob and updates her Facebook
‘Toby is missing,’ she types all red eyed,
‘it’s a sad day for sure, but at least he’s outside.’
tbc…
Sacked and carried off. The intrigue begins…
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Indeed.
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Aha! Anti social media and behavior. ASD’s left blinking and mom’s a thinking
Since he’s gone could we do his old room a new hue,
Or perhaps a chrome pole for some kinking?
I have to stop now before I get to disco balls and rubber walls
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Disturbed has a list and his name is on it..want a fuvkin line..just beautiful
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Some things just want to rhyme. How you doing, mate?
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My writing is stronger than ever…life sucks…my woman and child have join the freak show..quite frankly I’m not finding it all amusing..but that’s why this life thing is not for everyone
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Ah, life, eh? That’s the thing where we try and apply logic to all the places it was never meant for.
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Before?
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Its those white pills that are big enough to tranquilize a horse
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Busted
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Wicked! ❤
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