Krampus pt.2

Young Toby McManners is gaming alone
 Slaughtering his friends with a Fortnite drone 
 The Last Man Standing is within his grasp 
 When his door slides open with a terrible rasp
  
 ‘Do not disturb!’ he screams all ironic 
 But Disturbed has a list, and his name is on it 
 A flip and a trip and a slap round the back 
 And Toby is swapped for some coal in a sack 
  
 Mum hears a thump while she’s scrolling on Twitter  
 She drops off the feed in a flurry of glitter 
 Storms down the hall and discovers the scene  
 A GAME OVER tag flashing up on the screen 
  
 And a sack full of coal where the poor boy got took
 She bites back a sob and updates her Facebook 
 ‘Toby is missing,’ she types all red eyed,
 ‘it’s a sad day for sure, but at least he’s outside.’  

tbc…