Krampus pt.3

Two hours later and the tech squad are there
 Using their face recognition software 
 A suspect is spotted just ten blocks away 
 A man with a sack, some deer and a sleigh 
  
 Cops take him down in a sinkhole of sirens 
 Flashing their torches and several firearms  
 ‘Are you gonna come quietly?’ a policeman yells
 Over squalling alarms and rusty sleigh bells
  
 The suspect just smirks as they unbuckle Prancer 
 Flips them the bird and refuses to answer
 So he gets escorted on down to the station 
 Thrown into a van with a fearsome Alsatian 
  
 He’s stuck in an interview room with no view 
 And given a list of the things he should do 
 Police officer Dan sits down with a flurry 
 Says, ‘Kidnapping children’s the least of your worries.
  
 It’s unsociable hours on the solicitor’s fee 
 And we’ll need a fresh copy of your last CRB
 Your resident permits are rather unclear 
 And I hope for your sake they’re domestic reindeer
  
 Then there’s the matter of carbon emissions
 And the use of a sleigh in adverse conditions 
 Police officer Dan he leans back in his chair, 
 Says, ‘If you’re doing Santa, then what’s with the hair?
  
 There’s more on your kneecaps than grows on your head 
 And that fur on your jacket don’t look like it’s dead.
 There’s no judge on earth’s gonna grant you some bail, 
 and there’ll be quite a queue for your presence in jail.’     

tbc…